The True Rudolph
The imp on my shoulder urges me to be cynical and attribute this to just another ploy in the catalog of the Elders of Zion's millennial scheme to dominate the Christian mind and through it, the entire world.
The story of Rudolph, in particular, should alert the perpetually wary to this intent:
Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it glows.
All of the other reindeers
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Rudolph
join in any reindeer games.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then all the reindeer loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
you'll go down in history!
Consider how Rudolph, the natural underdog, is jeered at by his fellow reindeers, because of his nose(!!!). Not only jeered in words, but physically shunned, pushed aside, forbidden to join in the games (!!!!) This very Rudolph, visible minority of one, is then chosen (!!!!!) by Santa Claus(!!!!!!) to lead (!!!!!!!) the way to Christmas cheers and and gifts.
Could any storyline be any more Jewish than the story of Rudolph with his bright glowing red nose? I mean, think about it. Here is Rudolph, who constitutes no more than an eighth portion of his kind in the reindeer population, being assigned to leadership position, over-representing the proportion of his number in general reindeerdom. 100% percent of Santa's leadership are Rudolph, while, according to CIA secret records (as recently leaked out by a whistleblowing elf), only 12.5% percent of the North Pole population is Rudolph.
Does that make Santa Claus, Rudolph's handler, a closeted "Elder of Zion"?
With some creative thinking, we could claim his cap is a sort of an over sized, overworked kippah.
But then, so does this guy's head gear, which is closer in shape and size...
Hmm. I really don't know where to go from here. My theory held out nicely until I got to that last bit. But when we speak of the Elders, nothing and none can be ruled out of their reach ...