Tuesday, July 14, 2009

It's the Jews what did it

Libido-boosting chewing gum:

A Hamas police spokesman in the Gaza Strip Islam Shahwan claimed Monday that Israeli intelligence operatives are attempting to "destroy" the young generation by distributing such materials in the coastal enclave.

Shahwan said that the police got their hands on gum that increases sexual desire that, according to him, reaches merchants in the Strip by way of the border crossings. According to him, a Palestinian drug dealer admitted that he sold products that increase sex drive. The dealer said that he received the materials from Israeli sources by way of the Karni crossing.

Palestinian in-fighting - Israel's fault:

It is easy to say, and to a certain extent true, that
Palestinian divisions are the Israelis’ doing. But that does not excuse them, and it will not win them freedom. In Europe during World War II, ideological divisions between different resistance groups in Nazi-occupied countries resulted all too often in their betraying each other. Their divisions robbed them of the power to defeat the real enemy. Their liberation came not through their own efforts but from outside forces — the Americans the British and the Soviets. The Palestinians are playing the same destructive game — but there is no outside army about to free them.

Zionists killed Michael Jackson (It's a spoof, I suspect, but one that accentuates the bizarreness of all the other crimes laid at the Zionists' feet).

This was blamed on the Jinn

A family in Saudi Arabia has taken a genie to court, alleging theft and harassment, according to local media.

The lawsuit filed in Shariah court accuses the genie of leaving them threatening voicemails, stealing their cell phones and hurling rocks at them when they leave their house at night, said Al-Watan newspaper.

An investigation was under way, local court officials said.

Jews and Jinns

Sheikh Abu Khaled, an exorcist, said the number of possessed Muslims has more than tripled: "I suspect that Jewish magicians send Jinns to us here in Gaza. In fact most of my patients are possessed with Jewish Jinns.: Both Jewish and Christian Jinns are reported to be black in color, but the Jewish ones are distinguished by the horns growing from their heads.

(From: "Robert S. Robins and Jerrold M. Post"
Political Paranoia, the Psychopolitics of Hatred
Yale University Press 1997)


At 9:39 AM EDT, Blogger SnoopyTheGoon said...

All true, I swear.


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