Saturday, February 20, 2010

Tactless Questions

Overheard yesterday:

A woman was sharing her impressions about a trip to China with a few other women. It was , it seems, an organized tour for Canadian senior citizens, though apparently a few American couples managed to infiltrate the group and taint that Canadian purity.

The woman rushed to explain with typical Canadian magnanimity: We did not mind. Most of them were quite nice people and we all got on famously. There was one particular wonderful couple we liked very much indeed. Except for one incident. When we were visiting Tianamen Square the husband asked the tour guide about the tanks. Which side of the square did they come from. We were all terribly embarrassed. We didn't know where to look, where to put ourselves. They are like that, those Americans, even the best of them, they just don't know how to behave, and they ask such tactless questions...

8 Comments:

At 11:17 AM EST, Blogger SnoopyTheGoon said...

He he he... priceless.

 
At 8:20 AM EST, Blogger Tammy Obeidallah said...

Snoopy, you can pass it on to "Dick Stanley" who is wisely hiding his real name that I don't need to hop a plane to Hebron when there are plenty of targets right here. And in the future, don't start something you aren't able to finish (if you think "finishing it" was banning me from the blog, you need to find out where Danny Boy went).

 
At 6:56 PM EST, Blogger Tammy Obeidallah said...

BTW, I don't think even your dumbest readers--all 5 of them--believe for an instant I apologized on the SimplyKikes blog. You can just ask your erstwhile butt-buddy, Dan, if I'm into game playing. This better be the last I hear from any of you worthless pieces of shit.

 
At 8:26 PM EST, Blogger The Contentious Centrist said...

I think you need something to calm your agitated spirit. Maybe this will work:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRaZBsDqLCg

 
At 3:43 PM EST, Anonymous Tammy Obeidallah said...

You're even dumber than I thought if you think I would waste my time watching a link you would post. Get a life, cunt!

 
At 9:03 AM EST, Blogger SnoopyTheGoon said...

Yep, it's time for a padded room, straitjacket and lots of Valium, preferably via infusion...

 
At 2:21 AM EST, Anonymous Tammy Obeidallah said...

Snoopy, you're an anonymous chicken shit and a misogynist that had a Norman Bates-type relationship with his mom and that's why you have to lash out at women whom you know are stronger than you. And that makes just about all of us, except for this hairy cuntface's blog here. It's time for the abandoned warehouse, straight razor and lots of salt...but you'd probably enjoy that too much.

 
At 8:42 AM EST, Blogger The Contentious Centrist said...

Tammy: I will appreciate it if you took your custom somewhere else. My humble blog is hardly the place to do justice to your brilliant eloquence.

I trust a person of your acute intelligence can take a hint...

 

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