Golden Horoscope Advice

"Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) One thing I love about you Scorpios—you’re not afraid to own your opinions. If you think someone’s moronic, you don’t chastise yourself like one of those oversensitive Pisceans (“Oh, that’s so mean; I shouldn’t think that!”). I hope you never lose your ability to clearly understand and express your own ideas about the world, even if they’re harsh or critical, without becoming muddled in self-censorship or self-delusion. However, that doesn’t mean you should always express those opinions out loud or in mixed company, especially this week. By all means have them—but keep them to yourself."

- Hear that, Contentious?

- Fat chance ...