Analogies of a Perverted Mind

AA, the perpetually apoplectic professor from California, criticizes an article in the NYT for the following formulation: "Syrian rebel shelling has already killed civilians in Hezbollah-controlled areas of the Bekaa Valley."

His beef, as always, leaves the reader more stumped than illuminated:

What does Hizbullah-controlled mean? Those are areas that voluntarily support Amal and Hizbullah.  Do I live in a Democrat-controlled area in Californian?

In the deranged mind of this consummate hater, the Democratic Party is the exact logical and moral American equivalent of Hezbollah.